Don't Panic!

and always know where your towel is

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Fan fiction with fluff:
Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut:
Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face

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thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(via megumiwi)

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themindofafictionbooklover:

Hello! I got 3k followers not too long ago but times were too hard to do a giveaway then so here’s one now. I’m happy some people are enjoying my mess of a blog. Today’s menu will consist of my favorite books that I never hear anyone talk about, I’m hoping to change that a little. Even if you don’t win you should check these books out. The top 3 are witch related, middle 3 are lgbt and the bottom 3 you have some randomness aka zombies, mermaids and an interesting paranormal murder mystery.

Details:

  • Gotta be following me. Don’t be too heartbroken, my blog’s not that bad. If 3,000 people like it then you might too. 
  • 3 winners for 3 thousand.
  • You can choose one paperback from above to be sent via Book Depository. 
  • Reblog and like to your hearts desire, it ends a month from now on September 17th. 

May the odds be ever in your favor!

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shingekinoheichoo:

okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

(Source: vvoidprince, via vennabean)